“[Mother Mole] had a vision of fleet of ship arriving to carry the free folk to safety across the narrow sea…Mother Mole has led them all to Hardhome, there to pray and await salvation.”-Jon ADWD
When we read ends up happening to the free folk that fled to Hardhome,…
THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
remember when near the end of up all night harry was just totally done with the others fucking with him during his solo
damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
Christian Dior Haute Couture F/W 2010.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
what I want from jimmys return is him coming to talk 2 fiona and ian standing menacingly on the porch with his arms crossed not letting him inside and lip saying “oh you want to talk to fiona??? hold on I’ll go get her.” he goes inside and comes back out with the…
The entire fight.
DO YALL REMEMBBER THIS!?!!!?? DO YALL REMEMBER YHE OLD GOOD FUCLING DAYS!?!?!?? SHIT MA
TRYING TO WALK