listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
if you watch game of thrones, a show full of murderers, rapists, people who flay others alive, stab pregnant women in the stomach, murder people at weddings, kill family members, zombies, a guy who bashes babies skulls on walls and rapes their mother etc etc
when people do the ‘hi’ ‘oops’ thing in fics i literally stare off into the distance for a second and let a tear slip out and then continue reading
*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
john green invites you over to play super smash bros with his brother and wife. you go to pick captain falcon but he picks meta knight and insists that you and everyone else also play as meta knight. you ask why and he says it’s a meta founever mind you probably figured out this shitty joke like 8 words in
She has never been convicted of a crime but they want to move her to near isolation in an adult mens prison. This CANNOT happen. Here is a more in depth article: http://feministing.com/2014/04/14/how-the-connecticut-department-of-children-families-is-failing-a-trans-girl-of-color/
I put together an email for Commissioner Katz, so all you have to do is copy and paste it. Click here for the example email
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on this, most auspicious of shakespeare days let me tell you all that it doesn’t matter how you came to be a bard fan! it doesn’t matter if you grew up hearing the original text as bedtime stories or bought a ticket for romeo + juliet because you’re a dicaprio fan. it doesn’t…
A reminder for today that supporting the idea that Oxford or Sir Francis Bacon or whoever wrote Shakespeare’s works is inherently classist and undermines the very essence of what makes Shakespeare great: the universality of his writing.
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
Oberyn Nymeros Martell, Tyrion muttered under his breath as he fell in beside the man. The Red Viper of Dorne. And what in the seven hells am I supposed to do with him? He knew the man only by reputation, to be sure… but the reputation was fearsome. When he was no more than sixteen, Prince Oberyn had been found abed with the paramour of old Lord Yronwood, a huge man of fierce repute and short temper. A duel ensued, though in view of the prince’s youth and high birth, it was only to first blood. Both men took cuts, and honor was satisfied. Yet Prince Oberyn soon recovered, while Lord Yronwood’s wounds festered and killed him. Afterward men whispered that Oberyn had fought with a poisoned sword, and ever thereafter friends and foes alike called him the Red Viper.
*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE* UNACCEPTABLE
*STARTS CRYING HYSTERICALLY* Un AC Cep a BLE 1!!!